Durian Lagik

Ari ani Bos basar belanja makan durian di ofis, “Durian Party”. Bah apa tah lagik, makan durian tah kami urang di ofis tadi. Gila kali arr… Bos bali 10 bakul durian dan 5 guni manggis. Siapakan menghabiskan buah buah atu? Masing masing indak sanggup bah. Kediaku sanggup makan dua biji durian dan beberapa biji manggis saja.Nyaman pulang rasanya, manis dan isinya tabal. Nyummm! nyummm!

Sebelum balik, bos ku suruh ambil balik durian atu. Aduhhh….indak ku mau bah tapi terpaksa juak ku ambil, 4 biji durian (Terpaksa ker? Hehehe). Ingatkan ada buah manggis, rupa rupanya manggis sudah habis kena sapu durang. Hanjing betul durang atu, indak ingatkan urang lain lansung.

Ku dangar bos ku cakap, Bos basar kan bali lagik. Dan buat lagik “Durian Party” banar atau indak, indak pulang ku tau arr. Kalau banar, indak ku sanggup arr kan makan durian saja.

Tadi masa makan durian ada tah urang dari Korea, hehehe… bukan main lagik kediak kan merasa durian atu. Baru makan seulas, muaknya sudah berubah, indak sanggup ia kan menalan, muntah kediak. Hehehe...Indak nyaman katanya.

Bah, siapa siapa yang suka banar makan durian, apa lagik datanglah ke KL. Durian disini murah murah, bukan macam di Miri atu. Mahal !, macam ler kulit atu buleh dimakan.

Karang ani musim durian bah di KL. Jomlah kita pakat makan durian ramai ramai...hehehe

Lalu Menjus Mukanya

Sik ada makna sidaknya nak senyum senyum manis ngan aku.Udah ku madah ari ya bah. Ada ubi ada batas, ada hari ko senyum, jangan harap aku nak nolong. Wakakakah…Padan muka ko, potong ler kad ya sorang sorang. Sapa nyuruh berlagak gila babi. Ko ingat ko cantik? Cantik taik ayam. Wakakakakah… Ada hati nak minta tolong, pergi ler mabuk. Keja aku kedirik pun sik tekabir aku nak ngabis, huhuhu…

Lalu menjus muka member molah keja sorang sorang. Kalau disumpah jadi air, sure jadi jus masam.Hahaha… Seronok pulak tengok muka sidaknya yang menjus ya…hehehe.

Nok sekor beruk tok lagi lah, molah aku sakit hati betol. Bz body, betol betol molah aku menyampah.Eeeeee….geram betul aku.

Malas ler nak layan sidaknya. Bait aku molah keja aku pun.

Sekadar melepas geram jak bah.

Bubuy…

Jom Makan Durian

Musim Durian sudah mari. Tadik kat ofis sibok dok cerita pasal Big Bos nak molah “Durian Party”this Friday, 19/06/09. Makan durian ramei ramei lah tek macam last year (tapi masa ya aku sik join lagik). Yalah, member meja sebelah madah, harap harap sik macam last year. Turun jak ground floor, itu durian sudah Habis.Orang lain sudah angkut bawa balik rumah ler…. Hahaha… Kepunan member nak makan durian. Sik Hadap! pun katanya.

Teringin pulak aku nak makan durian. So on my way back home, singgahlah kat gerai orang jual durian. Depan rumah jak. Ramei sungguh orang membeli . Ada yang beli dan terus makan disiya juak. Banyak pilihan harga, ada yang 1 = RM10, 2 = RM10, 3 = RM10, 10 = RM10 dan ada juak yang timbang kilo. Yang timbang kilo ya kira terbaik dan termahal. Aku beli yang 2 = RM10 jak. Boleh tahan juak isinya. Beli yang mahal pun sik juak guna, bukan kulit boleh makan pun.

Sampei umah aku sik terus bantai durian ya. Kopek dan simpan dalam bekas lok. Kasi sejuk dalam peti sejuk. Lepas makan malam barulah aku bantai durian ya seorang seorang. Ummmphhh…..! Sodap sehingga menjilat jari…hehehe. Jangan ada orang manas sudah….hahaha…. Ayoooo...! Satu rumah dah bau durian.Huhuhu....

Goodnight, Beautiful

Goodnight, Beautiful

DOROTHY KOOMSON

Everybody has secrets…will this one break somebody’s heart?
Eight year ago, Nova Kumalisi agreed to have a baby for Mal and Stephanie Wacken. Halfway through the pregnancy, the couple changed their minds and walked away, leaving Nova pregnant, scared and alone.

Eight years ago, Stephanie was overjoyed at the thought of becoming a mother – until she found a text from Mal to Nova saying,’ Goodnight, beautiful’. Terrified of losing her husband to his closest friend, Stephanie asked him to cut all ties to Nova and their unborn child.

Now, Nova is anxiously waiting for her son, Leo, to wake up from a coma, while childless Stephanie is desperately trying to save her failing marriage. Although they live separate lives.

Both women have secrets that will bind them together forever…
Incredibly moving and powerfully written, Goodnight, Beautiful is a tale of love, loss and new beginnings.

RUN

RUN

ANN PATCHETT

‘Expect miracles when you read Ann Patchett’s fiction’ – NEW YORK TIMES.
Author of the bestselling Bel Canto.

It is just a few weeks after Christmas, and the unforgiving New England weather has taken a turn for the worse. Doyle has dragged his reluctant sons Tip and Teddy, to a speech by Jesse Jackson. Though his own political career is over, dealt a fatal blow by a family scandal, Doyle is still fired by Jackson’s rhetoric and perplexed by his sons’ indifference.

The two boys, both adopted, are close enough in age to be taken for twins, but in character they couldn’t be more different. Teddy – open, affectionate, the gentle dreamer. The older by a year, Tip is more serious, reserving his own passionate interest for ichthyology: he is happiest alone in the warmth of his lab labeling and categorizing fish specimens.

When they are involved in a violent accident on the treacherously icy road, the Doyle’s are forced for the first time to confront certain truths: about how the death of Bernadette, Doyle’s beloved wife, has affected the family, and about the anonymous figure, never discussed, who is the boys’ real mother.

Full warmth and humanity and singing, graceful prose, Run is a moving story about overlapping lives, our fragile hopes and fears for our children, and the lengths to which we’ll go to protect our families. It is a stunning novel from the prizewinning author of Bel Canto.

THE LOST BOY

The Lost BoyDAVE PELZER
THE NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER

As a child, Dave Pelzer never had a real home. Rescued from an alcoholic, abusive mother, his only possessions were the old torn clothes he carried in a paper bag; the only world he knew was one of isolation and fear.

In The Lost Boy Dave Pelzer relives his life as a foster child, in and out of five different homes. There were those who felt that all foster kids were trouble – unworthy of love – and resented his presence, forcing him to suffer yet more shame. But through it all Dave never stopped hoping and searching for the love of a real family.

Sequel to the international bestseller A Child Called ‘It’.
‘Such a story cannot fail to move’ - MAIL ON SUNDAY.
‘His tale will both break and warm your heart’ – DAILY MIRROR

Sotong Oh Sutun

Aku bukan ler sik suka makan sotong. Sotong memanglah antara BINATANG! Laut yang aku suka makan.Tapi bila bercerita pasal sotong jenis SUTUN! memang sik lalu makanlah aku. Aku bukan anti pun manusia jenis tok tapi malaslah nak layan sidaknya. Nasiblah beb, dah nasib aku, keja bidang kecantikkan tok memang banyak SUTUN! . Sidaknya siklah sentiasa ada kat office. Most of the SUTUN! kat kedai jak. Tapi mun time sidaknya datang for meeting kat office. Aduhhhh…!!! Menyampah aku tengok. Dan yang paling aku menyampah time sidaknya call, suara kepit habis, kalah penyempit ketam…Wakakakakah... Aku kalau dapat jak call yang suara kepit kepit tok, aku buat buat line sik bagus jak…Hello..Hello…Hello… letak jak. Buat buat sik dengar, hahaha. Lagi pun aku sik faham apa yang sidaknya cakap,suara kepit habis. Nasib ko lah SUTUN!.

Orang Orang Yang Mengjengkelkan…

Aku paling menyampah dengan orang orang yang suka mengampu. Betul betul menyakitkan hati bila teringat muka muka sidaknya. Lebih lebih lagi bila berdepan dengan sidaknya. Kalau boleh, sik kuasa aku nak tengok muka dan bertegur sapa dengan sidaknya. Tapi apa boleh buat dan keja satu office. Adoi…! Sakit sungguh rasa hati bila dengar sidaknya complaint. Macamlah sidaknya ya hebat sangat. They always think, they are 100% perfect. FUCK YOU! Perfect konon. Buat bising jer lebih, lu fikirlah sendiri….

Si ‘A’yang muka sik malu. Nampak jak makanan kita, tanpa dijemput dimakannya terus. Dah lah tangan sik dicuci. Aku kalau nampaknya sentuh makanan aku, HARAM! aku nak makan benda ya. Buang jer terus.Nya tok memang jenis si malu, dahlah badan gemuk, berbau pulak ya. Menyampah tengok mukanya . HANJING! betul.

Si ‘B’ tok pulak memang berangan nak jadi Assistant General Manager. Assistant si ‘A’ yalah. Kalau dolok orang suka guna istilah angkat bontot, tapi aku lebih suka guna istilah angkat telur untuk nya tok. Apa siknya, kat mana ada si ‘A’ mesti ada si ‘B’ tok. Ala ala tukang angkat telur si ‘A’ lah nya tok. She always thought she the most beautiful among others. Chisssss…..perasaan jer lebih. Cantek lagi monyet kat Zoo Negara. Kalau bercakap, nya mesti mulakan dengan huruf ‘A’ kat depan…Hehehe, Lawak betul. Mungkin masa nya sekolah dolok sempat belajar huruf ‘A’ jak kot, sebab cikgunya mati terkezut tengok muka nya yang ala ala “BABI!” ya. Wakakakakakahhhhhhh……

Si ‘C’ tok pulak, Nampak jak pendiam tapi bila nya bersuara memang berbisalah. Kuat complaint. Selalu ingat nyalah yang paling rajin dan perfect kat office. Adoi…wekkkkkk! Nak muntah aku. Nya paling suka lalu lalang kat tempat keja kamek orang, dua tiga kali. Bukan apa, she just wanted to tell us, she is monitoring our department. Perasaan bos lah ya. Pi lah mabuk! Control ayu lah konon...

Apa apa pun, yang aku pasti ramei gilak pompuan kat office yang perasaan nak jadi princess. Yang paling molah kamek menyampah – mun sidaknya senyum semanis manisnya, mesti ada nak disuruh. Mun sik ada hajat, HARAM! Sidaknya nak senyum ngan kita. Sik kepunan pun. Ada ubi ada batas, ada hari KAU! Senyum, jangan harap ler aku nak tolong. Malas tah kan ku ingau….Dorang ani ku anggap macam langau yang bontotnya berbisa…hehehe….Macam Langau dibawah ani bah...

Daulat Tuanku!

I would like to wish HIS MAJESTY Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Wathiqu Billah Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MAY ALLAH BLESS TUANKU AND KEEPS HIS MAJESTY IN GOOD HEALTH, I hope TUANKU will continue to keep our country peacefully and Harmony. DAULAT TUANKU!